Divine Reassignment – Hoodie

Some guardian angels guide. Others file paperwork and ask to be transferred.

The Divine Reassignment design imagines a completely exhausted guardian angel sitting inside the Heavenly Resources department, submitting an official request to escape an ongoing hostile work environment. Surrounded by incident files, near misses, questionable texts, failed decisions, and repeat offenses, the angel has clearly reached the end of divine patience.

Detailed, sarcastic, and bureaucratically absurd, this design is made for reckless decision-makers, chronic troublemakers, family disasters, and anyone who has kept their guardian angel working unpaid overtime.

$39.99 - $46.99
Current: Hoodie

This design is available in 5 styles.

Quality you can wear Quality blanks, printed to order.
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Garment Details

  • Pullover hoodie with a warm, easy everyday fit.
  • Cotton-poly fleece construction; fiber content can vary by color.
  • Double-lined hood, matching drawcord, and front pouch pocket.
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly over the print.

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