Certified Cunt Diagnosis – Hoodie

No medical degree required. This gloriously inappropriate design features a retro pin-up doctor delivering the only diagnosis that really matters: “I may not be a gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.”

With bold vintage lettering, classic tattoo-inspired artwork, and enough attitude to clear a waiting room, this shirt is made for anyone with a sharp eye, a sharper tongue, and absolutely no patience for terrible people. Wear it as a warning, a public service, or simply an unofficial second opinion.

Side effects may include: nervous laughter, offended strangers, and suspiciously accurate diagnoses.