Certified Cunt Diagnosis – Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

No medical degree required. This gloriously inappropriate design features a retro pin-up doctor delivering the only diagnosis that really matters: “I may not be a gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.”

With bold vintage lettering, classic tattoo-inspired artwork, and enough attitude to clear a waiting room, this shirt is made for anyone with a sharp eye, a sharper tongue, and absolutely no patience for terrible people. Wear it as a warning, a public service, or simply an unofficial second opinion.

Side effects may include: nervous laughter, offended strangers, and suspiciously accurate diagnoses.

$18.99 - $25.99
Current: Men's/Unisex T-Shirt

This design is available in 5 styles.

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Garment Details

  • Classic unisex short sleeve tee with a relaxed everyday fit.
  • Soft cotton construction; fiber content can vary by color.
  • Ribbed crew neck, taped shoulders, and durable double-needle hems.
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly over the print.

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