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Anal Probe
You had me at anal probe!
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The Alpa-Karen
The Alpa-Karen feared far and wide by farmers and managers alike.
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Green Piss
Green shirt, check. Green beer, check. Green piss... Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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Dirt(y) Bike(r)
Think this is dirty? You should see me in the bedroom!
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Don't Mind Me
Don't mind me...just trying to remember what I was looking for.
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Bear-ly Insane
Won't you come and play with me?
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Don't Care
Do I look like I care what your bible says?
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Chief Extinction Officer
Chief Extinction Officer of Late-Stage Capitalism, Inc.
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Happy Canada Day
Happy Canada Day, eh!
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Hipster Zombie
What do you mean the brains aren't fair trade?
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Howdy Arabia
Greeting from Howdy Arabia...oops, we mean Texas.
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Idiot Whisperer
Why are you still talking to me? I'm not an idiot whisperer.
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Jealous Ass
Does your ass get jealous of all the shit that comes out...
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Lord & Savior
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior,...
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Officer Piggy
Officer Piggy says squeal like a pig because it's the law.
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Over A Barrel
Have you over a barrel.
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Rocky Mountain High
Give me that Rocky Mountain high.
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Suck Better
Bet I can suck your dick better than she does.
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Dude, Where's My Flying Saucer?
Dude, Where's My Flying Saucer?
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Second Job
Me have to get second job so me won't get evicted.
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Burn It All
Sometimes you just want to burn it all to the ground.
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Evil Beats
Can't stop the evil beats.
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Fear and Loathing in Outer Space
Stoned Fear and loathing in outerspace -What is this planet? -This is...
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Gay AF Leather
Gay AF leather pride.
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I Licked It, So It's Mine
I Licked It, So It's Mine
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Indoctrination
Indoctrination.
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Man From Mars
Man from Mars.
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Man's Best Friend
Man's best friend, just inside out.
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Rose Colored Glasses
Take off your rose colored glasses and see the world for what...
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Rough Neighborhood
Rough Neighborhood
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Reality Television
Reality tv rots the brain.
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Visit Amsterdam
Visit Amsterdam and forget all about your troubles.
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Vintage Vibes
Our "Vintage Vibes" tee channels the catchy tunes and enduring camaraderie of...
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Split Personalities
Introducing our "Split Personalities" tee, where individuality takes on a whole new...
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