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Puppet's Got Bills – Long Sleeve Tee

Everybody’s favorite fuzzy red troublemaker has grown up, got bills, and found a side hustle that definitely is not approved for children’s television. This raunchy parody design features a cash-clutching puppet working the pole beneath the line:

“Puppet’s Got Bills & Tickles Ain’t Legal Tender.”

Equal parts nostalgic, inappropriate, and financially relatable, it is made for adults who like their childhood memories corrupted with strip-club humor and zero shame.

$24.99 - $32.99
Current: Long Sleeve Tee

This design is available in 5 styles.

Quality you can wear Quality blanks, printed to order.
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Garment Details

  • Unisex long sleeve tee with a classic crew neck fit.
  • Soft cotton construction; fiber content can vary by color.
  • Rib cuffs and taped shoulders add structure for repeated wear.
  • Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly over the print.

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