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Puppet's Got Bills Graphic Apparel

Everybody's favorite fuzzy red troublemaker has grown up, got bills, and found a side hustle that definitely is not approved for children's television. This raunchy parody design features a cash-clutching puppet working the pole beneath the line: "Puppet's Got Bills & Tickles Ain't Legal Tender." Equal parts nostalgic, inappropriate, and financially relatable, it is made for adults who like their childhood memories corrupted with strip-club humor and zero shame.