Our Story


Welcome to Nasteeshirts! We're a small consortium of artists passionately dedicated to crafting an assortment of tees that are, well, something. Our shirts have been meticulously created with a deliberate lack of scientific precision and an absence of mind-blowing humor. But hey, they might just elicit a mild chuckle or two.

Each design in our collection is a result of unfocused creativity and spontaneous mediocrity. Our team of uninspired artists has embraced the art form of randomly slapping together images and words. It's a unique approach we like to call "spontaneous mediocrity."

But here's a little secret – our customers keep coming back for more. Perhaps it's because discerning buyers like yourself appreciate our commitment to averageness. Or maybe it's because we might accidentally reveal your browser history if you don't. Just a friendly warning.


So, feel free to explore our delightfully unremarkable selection of tees and join the tribe of those who appreciate the unimpressive. We won't promise greatness, but we will promise... well, something. Get ready for a uniquely unextraordinary experience at Nasteeshirts!

By the way, congratulations on making it this far! Your attention span is truly goldfish-level impressive, and we applaud your determination!

But hold on, don't drift off just yet! Believe it or not, there's still more to discover in the whimsical world of Nasteeshirts. If you're up for the challenge (or just really have nothing better to do), keep reading. We promise, it's not as monotonous as it may seem. Well, at least we hope not.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, it seems I inadvertently embarked on a mission to either put you to sleep or bore you to death with this blurb. Oops! My words may have run amok, turning this into a literary marathon that could rival War and Peace. Apologies for the unintended verbosity, but hey, you've made it this far, so why not keep going? If you enjoy reading mundane facts about unfamiliar people, you're in for a treat!

Now, let's talk a bit about our humble origins. Nasteeshirts began its journey as a small, family-owned business called Retronisce, specializing in retro video games. However, our founder, James, soon realized his true passion lay in making people laugh (or shock them) with our t-shirts. That realization led us to add original graphic tees for sale, alongside the video games and accessories Retronisce already offered.

As we embarked on this new path, we slowly began to shift our focus entirely to creating funny and irreverent graphic tee designs.  Soon enough, Nasteeshirts was born. Our specialty lies in creating designs that are both funny and relatable. Whether you're a fan of sarcasm, dirty humor, or simply love a good pun, we've got something for everyone. We may not appeal to everyone, but if you appreciate a good laugh and a great t-shirt, we believe you'll fit right in.

While we may be a small team here at Nasteeshirts, our passion knows no bounds. James, our founder and main designer, leads the way, supported by a dedicated back-office staff that keeps everything running smoothly. Oh, and we can't forget our furry Felis Catus supervisors, Bird (yes, that's his name) and Roxy, who provide invaluable companionship during our work hours.

Thank you for visiting Nasteeshirts, and we sincerely hope you find something that tickles your funny bone. We're constantly adding new designs, so be sure to check back often. And if you have any questions or simply want to say hello, don't hesitate to reach out. We're here to make you smile!


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We’re always here to assist you anytime, whether it be a question about an order, one of our products, or for anything else.

Here’s how you can reach us:

Email: help@nasteeshirts.com

Phone: +1-972-638-0990

Mailing Address:

 3839 McKinney Ave Ste 155-2080                           
 Dallas, TX 75204


ATTENTION ALL ARTISTS & DESIGNERS! Nasteeshirts is currently on the lookout for artists that are interested in making some extra dough by having their artwork featured on our tees. You would retain the rights to your artwork, plus receive a commission for each tee that is sold which features your artwork. If you are interested, sign up to become a Nasteeshirts featured artist below.